New York Football Turkeys are what we thought they were

LANDOVER, Md. — This used to be a blood-grudge rivalry — Harry Carson standing defiant near the line of scrimmage, sneering at the Hogs and waiting there for John Riggins … Lawrence Taylor tormenting Joe Jacoby and raging at Joe Theismann and sadly breaking his leg on national television … Bill Parcells soaking in the sounds of silence as he walked triumphantly out of a hushed RFK Stadium.

What we got between the Giants and Redskins on Thanksgiving night was an ugly, turkey-trot snoozefest between two banged-up NFC East rivals going nowhere, other than the slaughterhouse.

The 2-9 New York Football Giants:

Turkeys again.

Lame Old Giants.

Two teams, and specifically two offenses, that were fit to be tied. And yes, bound and gagged.

Tryptophan coma, everyone?

Or Giants-Redskins in 2017.

If you slept through this one, more power to you.

If Ben McAdoo is lucky, John Mara and Steve Tisch slept through it.

Wayne Gallman had 37 of the Giants’ 84 rushing yards.AP

The only thing missing from Redskins 20, Giants 10 was a good old-fashioned Buttfumble to sum up the festivities and maybe awaken everyone in the place.

A comedy of errors on both sides, only no one was laughing in the funereal visiting locker room.

Eli Manning is at the wheel of a broken-down Edsel, and

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